I don't think that boys will ever learn that women have TWO holes.
I'm dating this new boy named "Carl." I've now slept over at his house twice, each time after both of us have consumed generous amounts of alcohol. That means we've fooled around twice now (but no sex, I've been good). Overall, I am generally satisfied. He is a good kisser and seems to know what he is doing. However, his fingers repeatedly end up trying to enter the wrong hole. Now, I'm starting to think maybe this is a fetish because it has happened so many times, but it is not that difficult to figure out which one is which. I keep moving his hands, but they always end up back there. I will be intrigued to see what his sober performance is like.
Friday, February 19, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010
what is up with boys not going down on girls?
Okay, so Im in this new relationship right. It is all lovey and fun, full of nose rubs and kisses and pretty decent sex and hand holding, the makings of a lasting thing right?
NO!
Why not you ask?
Because I need to be eaten out! I think any sexually liberated woman will tell you this is a MUST!
So a little bit about our sexual past- this new boy and I.
The first time he came over to my house we were cuddling in bed and then it turned into heavy petting or touching of the privates... we were going to have sex but I didn't have any condoms ( I know I suck at life) so I gave him head and then we went to sleep. In the morning I drove us to his house (where he had condoms) so we could have sex.
We have now been having sex for about two months and I have given him head maybe 9 or 10 times (mostly when I was on my period) and also give him head for a minute or two during foreplay pretty frequently.
His version of foreplay for me is always the same, rough fingers in my vagina. Even after gentle words of direction like "softer" "ouch" "dont push that hard" and me physically placing his fingers on my clit and demonstrating for a while he cannot master the fingering. And has he ever tried going down on me? NO!
Even after I have brought it up TWICE in conversations in bed, in the nicest ways I know how. He still won't even try it! He says he is not that experienced but I tried to boost his confidence and tell him it didn't matter- I can tell him what I like! I just want to see some effort from him to give me pleasure.Plus training boys to do what you like is fun anyways and totally sexually satisfying... but back to the story.
He has yet to even attempt to go down on me...
So Jizz file fans what should I do? Dump him because he wont go down or continue to get down with him cause of his 'personality' and all that jazz?
Sunday, January 31, 2010
How to feel like shit during sex
This post has to do with why I ended my "open relationship" with "Fred." Fred lives out of town. Fred and I have been hooking up for the past couple years, but more frequently in the last 6 months. We officially dated for 1 week. We ended our relationship by him telling me "I just don't think I like you." Great... Well, I didn't believe him after I was up visiting him a few weeks later because he still wanted to hook up with me!
So Fred came to visit me a couple weekends ago and of course stayed at my house. Thursday night we made out and it was decent. I always get kind of bored kissing him because he doesn't seem to get into it. It's weird. Then Friday I had to work/go to class so I met him at a friend's house where there was the dinner party. We drank lots of wine and ended up talking about our "relationship." So, on Friday he says he likes me, but wants to play the field (what he had been saying all along). I'm like, "But you said you didn't like me!" And he says "Oh, I said that oooonnneee tiiiime..." like I was crazy for still dwelling on that. I'm like, "What the fuck? You said you DID NOT like me; it doesn't matter how many times you said it!" So we established that I know we won't be in a relationship because he wants to explore his sexuality. He feels like he is a late bloomer and needs to do that before he commits to anyone. But he doesn't ever hook up with anyone!!!
So, Saturday we hung out in my bed for a while, rode our bikes around the town, and went to a party with our friend. It was a cocktail party, so we were in costume and decided to go to a bar after since we were dressed up. We were SO drunk and on bike. Then Fred said we should hold hands while we ride. Of course we crashed and got hurt. So, we went home and went to bed. Then Sunday we watched a movie, but he put his arm around me! It's so weird. I know he just wants to have his cake and eat it, too, which makes me mad, but I keep going along with it. Ugh.
So he left and also came back into town four days later, which is the really interesting part of the story. All of his guy friends were going away for the weekend so he came down to catch a ride with "Christopher" (previously introduced in The Midnight Groper). The three of us went to dinner and then Fred and I bough 4lokos and drank them in my room. We talked a lot about what he wanted and opened up about our sex life. So, I found out he thought the kissing was boring, too, and we decided to walk each other through what we both like. He also told me he thought it was really cool that I didn't shave, which I found interesting. Then he says he has never gone down on someone who didn't shave, so I'm thinking, "Umm does that mean you are going to???"
So after a while of making out and me trying to show him the real, crazy, sex loving, dominatrix me, he decides he is ready to go down on me. It was SOOOOO bad haha. But it only lasted for a few seconds because then he's like, "I'm sorry I can't stand the hair." I'm like, "What?? I trim it so it is super short and you shouldn't be licking the part with hair anyway!" So I have female blue balls (aka I'm frustrated and angry) and he says, "Well actually it is because I don't like the smell." So I'm like, "Well, it is a vagina. They don't smell good." And I took my blanket and slept on the couch. I was so angry that he was so rude!!!
This morning when I went back in there he apologized for upsetting me, but said he thought we were just being honest with each other. I said that he was right, but he didn't need to say everything on his mind because some things are truthful but hurt peoples feelings. Needless to say, we are NOT hooking up ever again.
So Fred came to visit me a couple weekends ago and of course stayed at my house. Thursday night we made out and it was decent. I always get kind of bored kissing him because he doesn't seem to get into it. It's weird. Then Friday I had to work/go to class so I met him at a friend's house where there was the dinner party. We drank lots of wine and ended up talking about our "relationship." So, on Friday he says he likes me, but wants to play the field (what he had been saying all along). I'm like, "But you said you didn't like me!" And he says "Oh, I said that oooonnneee tiiiime..." like I was crazy for still dwelling on that. I'm like, "What the fuck? You said you DID NOT like me; it doesn't matter how many times you said it!" So we established that I know we won't be in a relationship because he wants to explore his sexuality. He feels like he is a late bloomer and needs to do that before he commits to anyone. But he doesn't ever hook up with anyone!!!
So, Saturday we hung out in my bed for a while, rode our bikes around the town, and went to a party with our friend. It was a cocktail party, so we were in costume and decided to go to a bar after since we were dressed up. We were SO drunk and on bike. Then Fred said we should hold hands while we ride. Of course we crashed and got hurt. So, we went home and went to bed. Then Sunday we watched a movie, but he put his arm around me! It's so weird. I know he just wants to have his cake and eat it, too, which makes me mad, but I keep going along with it. Ugh.
So he left and also came back into town four days later, which is the really interesting part of the story. All of his guy friends were going away for the weekend so he came down to catch a ride with "Christopher" (previously introduced in The Midnight Groper). The three of us went to dinner and then Fred and I bough 4lokos and drank them in my room. We talked a lot about what he wanted and opened up about our sex life. So, I found out he thought the kissing was boring, too, and we decided to walk each other through what we both like. He also told me he thought it was really cool that I didn't shave, which I found interesting. Then he says he has never gone down on someone who didn't shave, so I'm thinking, "Umm does that mean you are going to???"
So after a while of making out and me trying to show him the real, crazy, sex loving, dominatrix me, he decides he is ready to go down on me. It was SOOOOO bad haha. But it only lasted for a few seconds because then he's like, "I'm sorry I can't stand the hair." I'm like, "What?? I trim it so it is super short and you shouldn't be licking the part with hair anyway!" So I have female blue balls (aka I'm frustrated and angry) and he says, "Well actually it is because I don't like the smell." So I'm like, "Well, it is a vagina. They don't smell good." And I took my blanket and slept on the couch. I was so angry that he was so rude!!!
This morning when I went back in there he apologized for upsetting me, but said he thought we were just being honest with each other. I said that he was right, but he didn't need to say everything on his mind because some things are truthful but hurt peoples feelings. Needless to say, we are NOT hooking up ever again.
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