The Wrong Hole

I don't think that boys will ever learn that women have TWO holes.

I'm dating this new boy named "Carl." I've now slept over at his house twice, each time after both of us have consumed generous amounts of alcohol. That means we've fooled around twice now (but no sex, I've been good). Overall, I am generally satisfied. He is a good kisser and seems to know what he is doing. However, his fingers repeatedly end up trying to enter the wrong hole. Now, I'm starting to think maybe this is a fetish because it has happened so many times, but it is not that difficult to figure out which one is which. I keep moving his hands, but they always end up back there. I will be intrigued to see what his sober performance is like.

what is up with boys not going down on girls?

Okay, so Im in this new relationship right. It is all lovey and fun, full of nose rubs and kisses and pretty decent sex and hand holding, the makings of a lasting thing right?

NO!

Why not you ask?

Because I need to be eaten out! I think any sexually liberated woman will tell you this is a MUST!

So a little bit about our sexual past- this new boy and I.

The first time he came over to my house we were cuddling in bed and then it turned into heavy petting or touching of the privates... we were going to have sex but I didn't have any condoms ( I know I suck at life) so I gave him head and then we went to sleep. In the morning I drove us to his house (where he had condoms) so we could have sex.

We have now been having sex for about two months and I have given him head maybe 9 or 10 times (mostly when I was on my period) and also give him head for a minute or two during foreplay pretty frequently.

His version of foreplay for me is always the same, rough fingers in my vagina. Even after gentle words of direction like "softer" "ouch" "dont push that hard" and me physically placing his fingers on my clit and demonstrating for a while he cannot master the fingering. And has he ever tried going down on me? NO!

Even after I have brought it up TWICE in conversations in bed, in the nicest ways I know how. He still won't even try it! He says he is not that experienced but I tried to boost his confidence and tell him it didn't matter- I can tell him what I like! I just want to see some effort from him to give me pleasure.Plus training boys to do what you like is fun anyways and totally sexually satisfying... but back to the story.

He has yet to even attempt to go down on me...

So Jizz file fans what should I do? Dump him because he wont go down or continue to get down with him cause of his 'personality' and all that jazz?