Friday, February 19, 2010

The Wrong Hole

I don't think that boys will ever learn that women have TWO holes.

I'm dating this new boy named "Carl." I've now slept over at his house twice, each time after both of us have consumed generous amounts of alcohol. That means we've fooled around twice now (but no sex, I've been good). Overall, I am generally satisfied. He is a good kisser and seems to know what he is doing. However, his fingers repeatedly end up trying to enter the wrong hole. Now, I'm starting to think maybe this is a fetish because it has happened so many times, but it is not that difficult to figure out which one is which. I keep moving his hands, but they always end up back there. I will be intrigued to see what his sober performance is like.

1 comment:

  1. I know I always like to, in an attempt to increase comfort levels with anal sex. That and I can feel myself with my fingers, the wall is pretty thin there, you should try it sometime :P

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