WARNING: this blog is meant for adults with an interest in sarcastic, graphic, sexually explicit and drug filled stories written by well educated yet unabashed young women. Anyone who might take offense to these topics (sex and drugs) should refrain from reading any further. Also anyone who might have been in a relationship/slept with Jizzy LaHolz should NOT read unless they are prepared to read about their own shortcomings through her eyes. I feel this warning has been clear, so please no drama!
FAQ:
Who is Jizzy?
Jizzy is the composite personality of young feminist liberal women who have a wild sexual side. These women have bonded over their immense dissatisfaction with men, their somewhat unorthodox beliefs about sexuality, and their tendencies to get shit faced and make poor choices.
Are the stories on this blog true?
Yes. All the stories posted on this blog have indeed happened. Some stories may be composites, blending two or more like events into one story, and obviously names and places have been changed. But lets be clear: we lived these stories, and we wrote these stories for your entertainment.
When will the next story be posted?
That remains a mystery. Jizzy LaHolz lives multiple hectic lives and cannot be expected to write down her amazingly hilarious and heartbreaking stories on schedule. Obviously she will do her best to keep her fans updated. The more comments Jizzy gets on past blogs the more likely she will be to spend the time writing and publishing her stories.
Why did you create a blog?
There was an overwhelming demand for a female perspective on promiscuity on the Internet. I do not mean sluttiness, because Jizzy is not a slut. She is empowered, and part of being empowered means owning your sexuality. Often it seems like male promiscuity, highlighted by authors such as Max Tucker, is deemed acceptable youthful prowess, while women who are sexually adventurous are seen as threats to the patriarchal system and systematically undermined and devalued by a campaign of name calling and religious pandering. Well Jizzy reverses that hierarchy, claiming her rightful position on top (yes, I mean to imply she enjoys being on top during sex boys). This blog is meant to be funny, entertaining, and also to promote the freedom of young women to have sex, talk about sex, and laugh about sex.
Also Jizzy wanted a way to laugh with herself (or parts) about the fun times she has had. Girls just wanna have fun!
Hells ya anonymous comment (shane)
ReplyDeleteI think jizzy needs way more adventures to catch up to tucker max, and you guys are going to have to move to texas together.